bubsythebobcat started following you

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No. No. NO. NO. N̷̛͔̱͖̜͔̠͒̂ͩ͐̅̀͟͞Ǫ̸̲̜͕̠̭̪̹͕̖̰͇̩̯̣̣̓̎̆̓̓̍͊ͯͣ͘̕͟ͅǪ͎̹̩͉̣̙͎̣̯͌ͯ̅̆́ͪ͒̓͟ͅṎ̵̻̗͕̤͎́ͧͬ̇̿̽͋ͥ̾ͪ͌̒͛͂ͮ̄͑ͤ͟͝O̡͈͉͍͍̪̳̞̠̫̯͊̔̽̒̊̆̍̑̽ͯ̅͋̒ͮ̓̋͂̊́̕͡!̸̴̪̘̪͕̱̣̬͍̹̩̪͔͙̲̀̓ͥͭͨ́ͤͨ͆̉̈̾͢͝͡

ladyoftheapp:

*he knocks on the door to her home wondering if she’s around. He hasn’t seen her for a while and has started to wonder*

Hey? Ya there? Come on! I haven’t seen ya around.

If you figure it out, give me a ring. It’s relevant to my interests.

Ya need one of em smart guy types t’figure it out. And well… I ain’t one of em. >.> Count me outta t’runnin’.

Oh great. So it’s not -quite- normal, just sorta. So much better.

Yeah. Ya got me on how he managed t’do it. 

soundwar:

doesnt everyone know what a crepe is by now

((I hope so. But never underestimate human stupidity.))

soundwar:

today on hte adventurs of crepper n voloom

rebooy dod the thign and die

moless crie. no on else crie

hte end

((Because there’s no way I can actually resist this at all:

Crepper = a Pokemon that is obsessed with eating its’ trainer and making death threats. Also looks like a stack of French pancakes.

Voloom = a smoke based Pokemon with a penchant for being a smartass.

I expect fanart of this in less than 24 hours. GO GO GO!))

- OOCLY: WHY YOUR MUSE WOULD BE A GREAT BAD GUY!

First off there’s two muses, DOUBLE the trouble. Both of them are already bad guys so yup :T
They lie, cheat and steal on a regular basis. Also embezzle but you didn’t hear that from me.

- ICLY: WHY YOU ARE PISSED OFF WITH 2.0 AND HOW DID HE WRONG YOU SPECIFICALLY!

What? What do- he’s a Turbo that’s all that’s needed. Axel regularly chooses to harass and attempt murder on any he meets. Both twins really dislike the general attitude and disposition of the “#1 racer” Tank’s just polite about it and shows it most by enabling Axel’s behavior by burying the bodies.

- YOUR STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES (After all, godmodding is a big no and I need to see this.)

Strengths? Axel can be charming, Tank’s a complete wuss. Axel’s an alcoholic and the two of them are dependent on one another. Tank can code but his scope is limited to his specialty, he’s pretty strong but both of them are big dudes. Tank’s number one strength is his booty.

- THE TUMBLR URL TO YOUR MUSE’S ACCOUNT: NitrousTwins

powersofexercise:

turbotwopointoh:

Well, yer in Turbo Time II. A racin’ game featurin’ me. I gotta say yer graphics are pretty high-def. Ya ain’t from around these parts, are ya? Where are ya from?

^{“A…game?” She was stuck in a racing game? “Uhm…no, I’m not. I’m an employee of the Wii Fit Organisation. Sound familiar?”}

^{Of course it probably didn’t, but hey, there was always a chance that it did, right?}

Wii Fit….? Hmmmmmmm….. *Pauses to think about where he’s heard this one before*

Wii Fit…. Wii Fit…. Wii…..

OH! Yer from one of them new fangled consoles! Yeah, I think I saw em jacked in along side t’Xboxes. That explains a lot. we don’t get many of ya home console types runnin’ around. They’re kinda an unusual sight. 

to-have-erased-your-mind:

turbotwopointoh:

to-have-erased-your-mind:

turbotwopointoh:

to-have-erased-your-mind:

turbotwopointoh:

to-have-erased-your-mind:

turbotwopointoh:

to-have-erased-your-mind:

turbotwopointoh:

to-have-erased-your-mind:

O̡h̢́͟ you mean the ̛ Kin҉g͝҉́?

Well, thats’s ̸̸̀ų̸͜n͠͏̡d̕e̢r̷̀͟s̕͏t̷͘ánd̶̴͠ab҉̸ļ͞͞é̴. But I’m still ̸̷̵of̕f͠͏̧ȩn̶de҉͢d̴́.

Who are ýo͡͠u͞, might I ask the ̷͢sus͟p̛͘͏i̢c̶i̶͜͝o̧uś stranger.

Oh… Ohohohohhhhh! I guess ya met him already if yer already callin’ him “King.” Trust me… it’s a self proclaimed title. Most of us call him “Creeper.” Funny story - he PICKED Creeper as his nickname and then decides he HATES t’nickname HE picked. Ironic, ain’t it?

Now suspicious? Hardly. I’m Turbo. But most call me “2.0.” Yeah, I got a few more nicknames too. But 2.0 tops t’list. I’m t’sequel t’the original Turbo Time, Turbo Time II (1991). I like t’think I was a pretty damned Turbotastic sequel if I say so myself.

Hm. I t̢̨hóu̸̴g͜͡h̨͜͞t҉ that was the case. Self-proclaimed t͘͘͡į͡t̨l͝͏e̷ I mean. I’m not going to make a c҉o̵̢m̨m̀͘e̢͝ǹ͜t on that other ́̕n̸̢͡i̡ck̡͞n͢a҉̛m̧͏e҉ either.

Another Tu̡͠ŕ̴͘b̸̵ơ̵͘? How grand.

I’m ̨́á̶s̡̢͡s̡̀͝um̴͠i͏͟ng̨͘ this game you are all from is… a ̢̡́r͡҉҉a͏c̶ì̛ng̡ game isn’t it?

Damned straight it’s a racin’ game. Fast sexy cars goin’ at blisterin’ speeds around a track. So wait…. how many other Turbos have ya met besides me and Creeper?

I’ve met that R̸e̴͏b̸̢o̸҉o̡͘t̸͞ kid, and the K̕in̕g̢̀ has mentioned a҉̶͟l̸t̨e̴r͞҉n͞͠a̵̧te̢s.

I don’t th̶in͢k̀͟ I’ve ͡me̷̷͞t̸͜ any others…

Man, ya gotta stop callin’ him “King.” It ain’t even his real name. Well… unless ya wanna call him “King Of T’Losers” which… he is.

Anyways, yeah. There’s a few of us Turbos runnin’ around this here site. Some of us are pretty gosh danged Turbotastic and others… not so much.

I will call him ẃ̶h̷a͠t̛e͏̨v̢e҉͜r̴̕͟ I like. Which so happens to be ̧̕K͘͡į͜ǹģ̶̡.

….and I do not like the ̢͝s̕͝͞oun̴̵d̛ of so many ąl̷͞te̸͘r͞n̷̛͝at̴͘e̛͝s̡͏ running around.

Yer funeral if he decides yer edible. Which is at random for him considerin’ he’s a freakin’ bottomless pit. Ya seen t’waist line on him? Geez!

Anyways, yeah. There’s quite a few of us. Meh. Ya can never have TOO many Turbos. Unless some of them Turbos are complete and utter morons and in that case yer better off NOT knowin’ em.

I don’t b̡͘è͘͞l͘͝ie͝v͢e̸ I’d be very good for his d̷i҉̴̢et҉ if he ever decided to e͠͏a̸͢͞t̕͜͜ me.

…The name T̷͟u͏̵r̸͘҉b̧̛o̶̶̧ is starting to become ̕͟ír͘r̶i̕͠t̕͘͞a̴̡͟ti̵̕n̷g͏ already.

Huh. I dunno if things tastin’ good or not has ever deterred him. BUT I guess it would be kinda fittin’ t’see him get sick over somethin’ he ate. Not suggestin’ that ya line up for that. Actually, ya shouldn’t line up for that.

You shouldn’t be c̢̕on͘͜ce̡r҉ńe̛d̢́̀ over the fact if I get ̧e̸͝a̶͏t̛ȩn̷͠ or not anyways. I don’t p̴̛a͘r̨t̵͜i̛͜c̢̛͡u̧laŕ̨l̸͟͠y̡̡ care what ҉̕͢h̷ą͜p̧͘pe̵͞ń̵s҉ to me.

Pft! Just givin’ ya fair warnin’. Anyways, I got stuff that needs doin’. See ya around.

Why the hell is this a normal thing around here.

We’re video game characters. We respawn. Duh!

But…. my alt here has been without his game in ages! I dunno how he actually respawned at all!